I sat there like an idiot all night getting more and more agitated. I eventually got really mad and I started to drink heavily. I kind of remember leaving my house at some point and wandering out into the city with a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a joint in the other. I vaguely remember ending up in a club and dancing on a dance floor... then I remember some idiot bumping into me and us getting into an argument and a fight ensued. Somehow during all this confusion, I don't really recall myself but I found out later that I had started hitting a bouncer who I thought was this guy, and of course 5 other bouncers cam to his rescue and they kicked the shit out of me. It is all black from that point on until I woke up in the hospital 5 days ago. Apparently I had taken such a bad beating and had such a bad concussion that they had to induce a coma on me so that I wouldn't die. I only found out all this stuff later from someone who had been at the club, this guy named Sam, and he had visited me in the hospital a few times and wanted to make sure I knew WTF had happened.I have to say I don't feel that bad physically. My body is a bit sore but that is mainly from entropy caused by not moving around and lying in a hospital bed for a month. My family have been very supportive and stuff and that is nice. I have a new friend now and that is cool, but I need to BANG CHICKS YO! Enough of this fucking boohoo shit. I need me some pussy and I need it now. I went online this morning and logged into my online dating site and I have like 15 messages from different girls. No message from Jessica which I think is just down right odd but whatever. I sent each girl a message telling them I was doing a tour in GreenPeace in Africa helping to build schools for orphans and shit. If any of them reply then I will continue on with them and get them to go on dates with me.
I am also gonna spend some time later today fixing up my online profile. I just went in and looked at it and I was not impressed with what I read. I am gonna sit back with a drink and a J and grab a pen and paper and really think about what I want to write in that profile so that I attract the right kind of girl. I figure that I fucked things up the last time I did this 10+ years ago and I want to get it right this time. Once I am done that, I am going to go through and browse all the new girls that have joined the online dating site since I was last on there, because I know a lot of girls join the site every week so there must be lots of new ones to look at. It is really cool, it is kind of like window shopping at the mall
I will update this blog again once I have something else to report about.
